Audrey: Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve, diez, once, doce, trece... Mom, what comes after trece?
Me: Audrey, I have NO idea. Mommy took french, remember? I can tell you how to count in french, but not spanish.
Audrey: Well, french is worthless. Why didn't you take spanish?
(I see her point now...)