Around Christmastime last year, I was putting Audrey to bed one night when I asked her about Santa.
Me: Are you excited about Santa? He's going to come on Christmas Eve and come down the chimney...
Audrey: No!!! I'm scared of santa!
Me: Audrey... Why are you scared of santa?
Audrey: Because, mommy (speaking to me like I'm an idiot)... Santa is a pirate.
Me: (trying to hold back laughter so hard my eyes were watering... good thing it was dark in the room) Why in the world do you think santa is a pirate?
Audrey: Because santa says 'YoHoHo'.
She was completely convinced santa was coming to our house to STEAL her toys...
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