Mr. Nobody

Mr. Nobody is Audrey's not-friend.

He is not a nice guy (in her words). He tangles her hair at night. He messes up the house. He is dirty, doesn't have to wash his hair or comb it, never changes clothes, and is mean.

The Hubs and I are always asking questions about Mr. Nobody. We are very curious about this little dirty jerk living under our roof.

We didn't realize that Audrey had grasped the concept of Mr. Nobody so well...

The Hubs: So, where does Mr. Nobody sleep?
Audrey: He doesn't. He stays up all night, and messes up our house all day.
The Hubs: He does?
Audrey: Yep. He's not very nice.
The Hubs: So... Is Mr. Nobody your friend?
Audrey: No. I don't like Mr. Nobody. I telled you, he's not nice.
The Hubs: Who are Mr. Nobody's friends then?
Audrey: Loser. And loser. His only friends are losers. Mr. Nobody is a loser. And so are his friends.

Nicely put, Audrey!